Fruity Clan of Magic

breadboxes:

LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT  i love u

(via elliegalaxies)

(Source: sosuperawesome, via iamaliviamarie)

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

(via lordoftheinternet)

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

(via itsfunnycauseimnotkidding)

stelmarias:

next time your teacher asks if you can go to the bathroom piss yourself in front of them to prove that yes, you can

(via jessikablayne)

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

(via jon-meth-an)

wartortles:

*screams from the rooftops* SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME

(via jon-meth-an)

rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

(via imcallingbullocksonthat)

im super angry with myself and want to be in hospital 

meladoodle:

*friendzones wife at 50th wedding anniversary*

(via imcallingbullocksonthat)